The Man Who Went Jogging and Killed a Duck

There was a man at the spa. One morning he went jogging and felt so desperately hungry, that he brought back to his room a duck (!), threw it in very hot (shower) water, cut off its feathers and ate it. Later on, someone discovered the feathers and there was a great commotion. Apparently, the man (who weights over 350 lbs) told them that they had to produce the duck in order to prove the whole story. That being impossible, matters rested as they should.

And everything was told to us by this woman at the bar.